You don't even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube.

Somewhere along the line, I realized that I liked telling stories, and I decided that I would try writing. Ten years later, I finally got a book published. It was hard. I had no skills. I knew nothing about the business of getting published. So I had to keep working at it.

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-