My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie
Janet EvanovichI felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. โYour GPS just went blank,โ Ranger said when I answered. โThe car exploded.โ There was a beat of silence. โRafael won the pool,โ Ranger said. โAre you okay?โ โYes.โ โIโll send someone.
Janet EvanovichI am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!
Janet EvanovichWhen I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.
Janet EvanovichI was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted revenge on me, and Iโd been stun gunned. The cobwebs cleared, and I discounted stun gunning. โWhat happened?โ I asked Morelli. โYou fainted.โ โThatโs ridiculous.โ โI agree, but if someone sent me a dead woman I might faint, too.โ He was down on one knee, bending over me. โAre you ready to get up?โ โI need a moment.โ โDonโt take too long. People will think Iโm proposing.
Janet Evanovich