I was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted revenge on me, and Iโd been stun gunned. The cobwebs cleared, and I discounted stun gunning. โWhat happened?โ I asked Morelli. โYou fainted.โ โThatโs ridiculous.โ โI agree, but if someone sent me a dead woman I might faint, too.โ He was down on one knee, bending over me. โAre you ready to get up?โ โI need a moment.โ โDonโt take too long. People will think Iโm proposing.
Janet EvanovichLula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.
Janet EvanovichWhat's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum
Janet EvanovichThe way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.
Janet EvanovichRanger removed my goggles "Would you like to come home with me?" I stepped away from him. "Thank you for the offer, but no. I'm done with men." Ranger smiled. "Forever?" "Until I figure some things out." "And if you don't figure them out?" "If I can't figure them out on my own, I'll ask you to help me." "Babe, that's like the blind leading the blind.
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