He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.

One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe.

I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.