I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.
One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.
Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.