One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.

As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-