I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!
Janet EvanovichI wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
Janet EvanovichI disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.
Janet EvanovichI paused for a light at Hamilton and TWlfth and noticed the Nissan was running rough at idle. Two blocks later it backfired and stalled. I coaxed it into the center of the city. Ffft, ffft, ffft, KAPOW! Ffft, ffft, ffft, KAPOW! A Trans Am pulled up next to me at a light. The Trans Am was filled with high school kids. One of them stuck his head out of the passenger-side window. "Hey lady," he said. "Sounds like you got a fartmobile." I flipped him an Italian goodwill gesture and pulled the ball cap low on my forehead. (Three to get Deadly)
Janet EvanovichIs there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.
Janet Evanovich