He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I'm coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.