I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.” Morelli gave me the same kind of look Desi always gave Lucy when she’d just done something incredibly stupid. “It’s a long story,” I said. “I bet.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?” “The baptismal font?” “That’s it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.” “Brilliant,” I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. “No grass growin’ here.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

Saved by the grandma" Ranger