I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.
Janet EvanovichThat's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.
Janet EvanovichHow many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
Janet EvanovichIf I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!
Janet Evanovich