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You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.

That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

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