I like being able to provide consistent and frequent literary choices for my fans.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

If anything happened to you, I'd be so destroyed they'd have to strap me to a bed and feed me through a tube. After five or six years, I might be capable of taking care of Rex. In the interim, you should assign a guardian.

If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books.

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box. When the box was finally full I took it to the curb and set it on fire. The next day I went out and got a temp job.