Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. Use it or lose it is my philosophy.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away.

Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.