I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.

I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie

You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet