I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night.

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger