The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked. Not tonight," Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left. What about the cat-feeding theory?" I asked him. Out the window.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe.

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.

Nice dress. Take it off.