Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger

And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.