Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.