I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.

The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked. Not tonight," Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left. What about the cat-feeding theory?" I asked him. Out the window.

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.

Nice tackle, babe." Ranger

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.