When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has protective qualities" You mean like a guardian angel?" I mean, like, it has seatbelts