When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said.