Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.
Janet EvanovichHow many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
Janet EvanovichHe specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar
Janet EvanovichValerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me and leaned close. “If you ever call me snuggy wuggums in public I’ll lock you in the cellar and chain you to the furnace.
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