When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood hands on hips, staring down at him. "Tank doesn't faint. I've been in firefights with him. He's a rock." "Well, the rock fainted.

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.