Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." Mr. Landowsky

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

I hate mornings. They start so early.

You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.