Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger. "Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. "It's warm," he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment and plugged the key into the ignition. Am I fired?" No. Any women who can heat up a gun like that is worth keeping around.

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli