I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's a multifaceted experience. If you lose the faith, chances are you'll keep the guilt, so it isn't as if you've been skunked altogether.

I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselves and the people in their lives.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.