Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

It would be difficult to tell," Wulf said. "I've always been a romantic. I've seen Casablanca twice, and I sat through the entire ordeal of Titanic". "Didn't you enjoy Titanic?" "I was relieved when the ship went down".

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.