Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the edge of the lot. I’d stayed close to the back door, and one of the Rangeman guys had taken a position two feet from me, standing at parade rest. No doubt in my mind he’d take a bullet for me rather than face Ranger over a dead Stephanie.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.