Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality.

I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and, you know, I read the newspapers and I talk to the Trenton cops, and I just get a lot of information that comes in that somehow turns into a book.

I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.” It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.