Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

When people ask what you do, tell them you're a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.

It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.