Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire." "I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer." "Whoa." Dillon said. "It wasn't my fault," I told him. "Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.