My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you.

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.

Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face.

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger