Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night.
Janet EvanovichWhat's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum
Janet EvanovichExcuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.
Janet EvanovichAnd something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.
Janet EvanovichI like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.
Janet EvanovichHe [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.
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