Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

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