Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me

Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.