Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli

I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean

If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic. You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt.