I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car has protective qualities" You mean like a guardian angel?" I mean, like, it has seatbelts

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.