Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.

When people ask what you do, tell them you're a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.

I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

She doesn’t know,” Cate said. “Kellen is a secret. I didn’t think my mother would approve.” “Why wouldn’t your mother approve?” Pugg asked. “It’s my job,” Kellen said. “I kill people. It pays well, but it’s not universally socially acceptable.