Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?" Helen Plum

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.