Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.