The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way.