I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.