Janet Street-Porter Quotes

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past.

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

Far too many women are hesitant, and remain trapped in jobs for which they are over-qualified or paid beneath their worth.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.