Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

Esther Rantzen, like me, is an egomaniac of the highest order.

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

I must be the only person of my age who doesn't have a bloody gong. They are so common in show business.

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn’t get published any other way.

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

Television reflects our society in a more accurate way than at any time in the past.