Like Robin Hood....Not real, but true.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.

Adults are constantly telling teenagers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's always painful to find out that adults have lied to you.

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.

You know, sometimes you've got to trust the people you love. You've got to trust that if they're good people, they'll make good decisions.

The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.