Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.