Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Courage is a fickle creature. Just as you need it, it often makes excuses and rushes out of the room.

"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific enough that I can use my wand to make it happen. Oh, and recently there's been a ban on inserting yourself into the Twilight series. The Cullens are tired of different teenage girls pinging into their story every time they turn around.

Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.