Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish

I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but you should know every duchess and contess in the kingdom hated her guts.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

Even the plants in Arizona wanted to hurt you.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.