I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.