A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.