The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.