I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.