Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.