I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.