My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.