My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.