The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.