I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous