If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.