Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.