We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.