I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. Thatโs why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.