You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.