When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.