Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.
Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.