Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.