The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.