The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.

But I did have two months off between Loser and the start of Prozac Nation. So, it was supposed to be Jason time, right? My time to enjoy myself away from movies.

What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son would make me grow up when it came to my TV viewing habits, but I love The Bachelor even more after having a child.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

Well, I'm never happier than when I'm acting.

I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.