That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all a manifestation of being happy and wanting to treat myself well. The truth is, I'm not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don't need a gym membership for that kind of workout.

I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.

I haven't really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee.

It was my second show as a writer, and Justin Timberlake was just coming off boy-band stardom. People were rolling their eyes, but I used to watch the Mickey Mouse Club, and I knew all those kids were talented as hell. Justin was as comfortable on camera in that first episode as any of our cast members.

Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.