I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.