Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.