Were you listening to a word I said ' 'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.

I have the death sentence in seven genres.

I could almost see common sense and denial fighting away at each other within her. In the end, denial won, as it so often does.

Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.

The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops.

I also read about Heathcliff's unexpected three-year career in Hollywood under the name Buck Stallion and his eventual return to the pages of Wuthering Heights.

I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time.