Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.

Do I have to talk to insane people?" "You're a librarian now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

Anything devised by man has bureaucracy, corrpution and error hardwired at inception.

People who read my books have an open mind when it comes to new, bizarre, interesting and exciting ideas.

There is a certain degree of steampunkishness that creeps into my books.

Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.

Sorry," [Hamlet] said, rubbing his temples. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden I had this overwhelming desire to talk for a very long time without actually doing anything.