Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.

Individual words, sounds, squiggles on paper with no meanings other than those with which our imagination can clothe them.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

The safest course was actually the simplest-do nothing at all and hope everything turned out for the best. It wasn't a great plan, but it had the benefits of simplicity and a long tradition.

[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for an excellent nonspecific condemnation, plus one bonus point for blaming the previous government and another for successfully mutating the question to promote the party line. Mr. van de Poste gets a point for a firm rebuttal, but only two points for his condemnation, as he tried to inject an impartial and intelligent observation.

Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.

If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.